I’ve been playing a little bit of online poker lately. With all of this snow that we’ve gotten, it’s been hard to keep occupied indoors. I can only watch so much TV. It’s been a pretty swingy past couple of sessions:

For the year, I have played over 4000 hands, but I am up nubs. I guess the other reason that I’ve been playing so much is because I just got hold of this new software called Table Ninja. It’s pretty cool.
Right now, I believe it only works with Poker Stars and Full Tilt Poker, but basically, it allows you to automate a lot of things, like posting blinds, check/call/fold/bet, etc. It will also automatically get you situated at a table with only one click. And the table screens pop up when it’s your turn to act at a table.
I am a multi-tasker, so I like being able to do things quick. With online poker, there’s a lot of waiting and clicking, when it’s your turn. However, instead of switching from mouse to keyboard, I can use Table Ninja to set my function keys to perform my betting functions for me with one push of a button. Pretty silly.
The software costs $60 and integrates nicely with Holdem Manager. Too bad, my online game is still a little bit hurting. I’ve done some reading on what it takes to be a good online player, but jesus, there are a lot of stats to know. VPIP, 3BET, 4BET, pre-flop raise…all of this shit. I just want to play poker, you know, but I hate it when others have an “advantage” by using these stats, so I might as well learn what the F they’re doing, so that I can counteract them. The whole point is to win anyways.
Lately, I’ve been noticing that there’s a ton of players who buy in for the minimum ($20) and all they do is push when they get a semi-decent hand. I really don’t know if this is a profitable strategy or not, but I’ve seen so many donkeys do this lately. It’s kinda annoying. They usually open a pot by min-raising, then doing a small continuation bet on the flop. In order to counter act these dipshits, I usually just 3-bet preflop and basically put them to a decision right then. I’m thinking that there’s no way that it could be profitable, but who knows.
I’m not even profitable myself, so I guess I’m a dipshit too. I am still down $296 after 34,401 hands online. How bad is that? I imagine with rakeback and bonuses, I’m probably breakeven now. Definitely not good though. I think my problem is that I go on tilt a lot, and I’m way too loose aggressive sometimes. If I were playing to conquer the online poker world, I’d probably put a little more time into studying my game, but to be honest, I think I just play to keep my mind occupied while I’m doing other shit. Of course, I’d like to win, but winning is probably directly proportional to the amount of time that I spend studying the game.
No biggie.